The Count of Monte Cristo (The Wild and Wanton Edition) Read online

  “To the sheets,” said he. The four seamen, who composed the crew, obeyed, while the pilot looked on. “Haul taut.” — They obeyed.

  “Belay.” This order was also executed; and the vessel passed, as Dantes had predicted, twenty fathoms to windward.

  “Bravo!” said the captain.

  “Bravo!” repeated the sailors. And they all looked with astonishment at this man whose eye now disclosed an intelligence and his body a vigor they had not thought him capable of showing.

  “You see,” said Dantes, quitting the helm, “I shall be of some use to you, at least during the voyage. If you do not want me at Leghorn, you can leave me there, and I will pay you out of the first wages I get, for my food and the clothes you lend me.”

  “Ah,” said the captain, “we can agree very well, if you are reasonable.”

  “Give me what you give the others, and it will be all right,” returned Dantes.

  “That’s not fair,” said the seaman who had saved Dantes; “for you know more than we do.”

  “What is that to you, Jacopo?” returned the Captain. “Everyone is free to ask what he pleases.”

  “That’s true,” replied Jacopo; “I only make a remark.”

  “Well, you would do much better to find him a jacket and a pair of trousers, if you have them.”

  “No,” said Jacopo; “but I have a shirt and a pair of trousers.”

  “That is all I want,” interrupted Dantes. Jacopo dived into the hold and soon returned with what Edmond wanted.

  “Now, then, do you wish for anything else?” said the patron.

  “A piece of bread and another glass of the capital rum I tasted, for I have not eaten or drunk for a long time.” He had not tasted food for forty hours. A piece of bread was brought, and Jacopo offered him the gourd.

  “Larboard your helm,” cried the captain to the steersman. Dantes glanced that way as he lifted the gourd to his mouth; then paused with hand in mid-air.

  “Hollo! What’s the matter at the Chateau d’If?” said the captain.

  A small white cloud, which had attracted Dantes’ attention, crowned the summit of the bastion of the Chateau d’If. At the same moment the faint report of a gun was heard. The sailors looked at one another.

  “What is this?” asked the captain.

  “A prisoner has escaped from the Chateau d’If, and they are firing the alarm gun,” replied Dantes. The captain glanced at him, but he had lifted the rum to his lips and was drinking it with so much composure, that suspicions, if the captain had any, died away.

  “At any rate,” murmured he, “if it be, so much the better, for I have made a rare acquisition.” Under pretence of being fatigued, Dantes asked to take the helm; the steersman, glad to be relieved, looked at the captain, and the latter by a sign indicated that he might abandon it to his new comrade. Dantes could thus keep his eyes on Marseilles.

  “What is the day of the month?” asked he of Jacopo, who sat down beside him.

  “The 28th of February.”

  “In what year?”

  “In what year — you ask me in what year?”

  “Yes,” replied the young man, “I ask you in what year!”

  “You have forgotten then?”

  “I got such a fright last night,” replied Dantes, smiling, “that I have almost lost my memory. I ask you what year is it?”

  “The year 1829,” returned Jacopo. It was fourteen years day for day since Dantes’ arrest. He was nineteen when he entered the Chateau d’If; he was thirty-three when he escaped. A sorrowful smile passed over his face; he asked himself what had become of Mercedes, who must believe him dead. Then his eyes lighted up with hatred as he thought of the three men who had caused him so long and wretched a captivity. He renewed against Danglars, Fernand, and Villefort the oath of implacable vengeance he had made in his dungeon. This oath was no longer a vain menace; for the fastest sailor in the Mediterranean would have been unable to overtake the little tartan, that with every stitch of canvas set was flying before the wind to Leghorn.

  Dantes released the helm and moved off to curl up in the corner at the front of the small skiff, with a borrowed jacket, worn but faded at the elbows from sea splash. As always, in quiet moments such as these, Dantes thought of Mercedes. He’s imagining his bride in many ways since he became a guest of the Chateau d’If but this one fantasy, the most depraved of all his mind could muster, he had saved until he was free to enjoy the memory it might create. The cool fresh air bolstered Dantes’ sense of freedom and in that moment he imagined Mercedes in his most erotic fantasy.

  When Dantes had travelled East, experimenting with spices and tobacco, he had a fortunate encounter with les putains. Dantes did not avail himself of their services but he witnessed such an event as he had never seen before. At first he thought it was the drink simmering his blood to a boil for his debauched thoughts but the reality of the situation became evident rather quickly. This particular fetish was sold as a specialty in that region of the world and Dantes did not need to pay for it when a saucy young wench offered to let him watch for free. She must have taken a fancy to him, les putains never did any task for free.

  Man and woman engaged in the act of lovemaking like animals. The man mounted his conquest from behind and both the parties were so engrossed in the act they did not see his shock and surprise, nor did they notice his presence. He watched them rut for longer than he should have in good conscience and the image of that position was forever scorched into his mind.

  Mercedes was a lady, unlike any he ever had the pleasure of meeting, but she would do this for him if asked and he would prepare her so well she would forget her sensibilities and succumb to the pleasure he might spark in her.

  He would remove every stitch of clothing and spread her thighs wide before him. She would remain open and waiting as he lapped at her wet flesh until she climaxed, her knees pressing against his ears. Most of all he wanted to hear those tiny whimpers she squeaked out as she attempted in vain to remain proper and still feel the full measure of the sensation.

  Dantes’ manhood pressed against his borrowed trousers, he arranged the coat to give himself a modicum of privacy should anyone pass him on deck. He closed his eyes and resumed his musings, his thoughts wandering to how simple it would be to turn her so her breasts pressed into the sheets and her hips created a tantalizing angle with her waist.

  Once he held her soft fleshy hips in his palms, Dantes would take her, gently, so she would not feel the need to shy away from his touch. Inserting his turgid member into the waiting sheath she provided would feel like heaven on Earth. Just the image in his mind of having Mercedes in that way, her black hair falling around them in a curtain, awakened something primal and forbidden he didn’t know he possessed. He might even play with a few tendrils while he thrust into her, adding to the sensation he sought to build.

  His imaginings were interrupted by Jacapo.

  “Is it a woman you dream of?

  Dantes had not even heard him approach, it was testament to how engrossing his fantasy had become.

  “Yes, my betrothed.”

  Jacapo smiled an odd lopsided thing, a knowing smile.

  “Then she waits for you at port?”

  “It is my most fervent hope.”

  “Mine too, then” Jacapo said, evenly.

  Jacapo nodded to Dantes, inserted his hands into his pants pocket, and wandered back the way he had evidently came. Dantes watched him depart and only felt comfortable resuming his trail of thoughts once the man was gone permanently. The task of hiding his erect member was an embarrassment; he did not relish the thought of fighting off a robbery while sporting it.

  Dantes ensured the coat covered the noticeable bulge at the front of his breeches before closing his eyes. In an instant he was transported back to his Mercedes. His mind opened like a flower bud at the same place he was interrupted. The sensation of driving his manhood into his bride, even imagined, was overwhelming. He had not let his mind wander in
this way sometimes. The sweet pressure of Mercedes, warm and wet around him, almost had him spilling his seed, right there, with no stimulation at all.

  By the end of their assignation, Dantes was all but certain Mercedes would be grinding back against him, endeavoring to reach her own completion alongside his. He might run a hand down her flat belly and stimulate her even further as her excitement grew.

  In his mind they climaxed, reached that high peak, at the exact same moment, sharing in the wave of pleasure that would crush both of them. They rode the wave, each holding themselves against the other as the small ripples of pleasure passed through them unseen. When it was over Dantes could feel the imprint of her body as they aligned back to front, nude, and warm.

  Dantes opened his eyes and stared up at the sky the clouds fluffy and white. What is Mercedes decided not to wait? What if she did these depraved things with her husband and it was no longer his place to imagine her as his own?

  All the doubts he previously held before leaving the Chateau d’If flooded his mind. She could be deceased or possibly worse still, married to someone else. Dantes could honestly profess he had no thoughts on which would actually be worse. He stopped his mind from wandering too far into dark corners else he might not have the strength to return to the light.

  Chapter 22. The Smugglers.

  Dantes had not been a day on board before he had a very clear idea of the men with whom his lot had been cast. Without having been in the school of the Abbe Faria, the worthy master of The Young Amelia (the name of the Genoese tartan) knew a smattering of all the tongues spoken on the shores of that large lake called the Mediterranean, from the Arabic to the Provencal, and this, while it spared him interpreters, persons always troublesome and frequently indiscreet, gave him great facilities of communication, either with the vessels he met at sea, with the small boats sailing along the coast, or with the people without name, country, or occupation, who are always seen on the quays of seaports, and who live by hidden and mysterious means which we must suppose to be a direct gift of providence, as they have no visible means of support. It is fair to assume that Dantes was on board a smuggler.

  At first the captain had received Dantes on board with a certain degree of distrust. He was very well known to the customs officers of the coast; and as there was between these worthies and himself a perpetual battle of wits, he had at first thought that Dantes might be an emissary of these industrious guardians of rights and duties, who perhaps employed this ingenious means of learning some of the secrets of his trade. But the skillful manner in which Dantes had handled the lugger had entirely reassured him; and then, when he saw the light plume of smoke floating above the bastion of the Chateau d’If, and heard the distant report, he was instantly struck with the idea that he had on board his vessel one whose coming and going, like that of kings, was accompanied with salutes of artillery. This made him less uneasy, it must be owned, than if the new-comer had proved to be a customs officer; but this supposition also disappeared like the first, when he beheld the perfect tranquility of his recruit.

  Edmond thus had the advantage of knowing what the owner was, without the owner knowing who he was; and however the old sailor and his crew tried to “pump” him, they extracted nothing more from him; he gave accurate descriptions of Naples and Malta, which he knew as well as Marseilles, and held stoutly to his first story. Thus the Genoese, subtle as he was, was duped by Edmond, in whose favor his mild demeanor, his nautical skill, and his admirable dissimulation, pleaded. Moreover, it is possible that the Genoese was one of those shrewd persons who know nothing but what they should know, and believe nothing but what they should believe.

  In this state of mutual understanding, they reached Leghorn. Here Edmond was to undergo another trial; he was to find out whether he could recognize himself, as he had not seen his own face for fourteen years. He had preserved a tolerably good remembrance of what the youth had been, and was now to find out what the man had become. His comrades believed that his vow was fulfilled. As he had twenty times touched at Leghorn, he remembered a barber in St. Ferdinand Street; he went there to have his beard and hair cut. The barber gazed in amazement at this man with the long, thick and black hair and beard, which gave his head the appearance of one of Titian’s portraits. At this period it was not the fashion to wear so large a beard and hair so long; now a barber would only be surprised if a man gifted with such advantages should consent voluntarily to deprive himself of them. The Leghorn barber said nothing and went to work.

  When the operation was concluded, and Edmond felt that his chin was completely smooth, and his hair reduced to its usual length, he asked for a hand-glass. He was now, as we have said, three-and-thirty years of age, and his fourteen years’ imprisonment had produced a great transformation in his appearance. Dantes had entered the Chateau d’If with the round, open, smiling face of a young and happy man, with whom the early paths of life have been smooth, and who anticipates a future corresponding with his past. This was now all changed. The oval face was lengthened, his smiling mouth had assumed the firm and marked lines which betoken resolution; his eyebrows were arched beneath a brow furrowed with thought; his eyes were full of melancholy, and from their depths occasionally sparkled gloomy fires of misanthropy and hatred; his complexion, so long kept from the sun, had now that pale color which produces, when the features are encircled with black hair, the aristocratic beauty of the man of the north; the profound learning he had acquired had besides diffused over his features a refined intellectual expression; and he had also acquired, being naturally of a goodly stature, that vigor which a frame possesses which has so long concentrated all its force within itself.

  To the elegance of a nervous and slight form had succeeded the solidity of a rounded and muscular figure. As to his voice, prayers, sobs, and imprecations had changed it so that at times it was of a singularly penetrating sweetness, and at others rough and almost hoarse. Moreover, from being so long in twilight or darkness, his eyes had acquired the faculty of distinguishing objects in the night, common to the hyena and the wolf. Edmond smiled when he beheld himself: it was impossible that his best friend — if, indeed, he had any friend left — could recognize him; he could not recognize himself.

  The master of The Young Amelia, who was very desirous of retaining amongst his crew a man of Edmond’s value, had offered to advance him funds out of his future profits, which Edmond had accepted. His next care on leaving the barber’s who had achieved his first metamorphosis was to enter a shop and buy a complete sailor’s suit — a garb, as we all know, very simple, and consisting of white trousers, a striped shirt, and a cap. It was in this costume, and bringing back to Jacopo the shirt and trousers he had lent him, that Edmond reappeared before the captain of the lugger, who had made him tell his story over and over again before he could believe him, or recognize in the neat and trim sailor the man with thick and matted beard, hair tangled with seaweed, and body soaking in seabrine, whom he had picked up naked and nearly drowned. Attracted by his prepossessing appearance, he renewed his offers of an engagement to Dantes; but Dantes, who had his own projects, would not agree for a longer time than three months.

  The Young Amelia had a very active crew, very obedient to their captain, who lost as little time as possible. He had scarcely been a week at Leghorn before the hold of his vessel was filled with printed muslins, contraband cottons, English powder, and tobacco on which the excise had forgotten to put its mark. The master was to get all this out of Leghorn free of duties, and land it on the shores of Corsica, where certain speculators undertook to forward the cargo to France. They sailed; Edmond was again cleaving the azure sea which had been the first horizon of his youth, and which he had so often dreamed of in prison. He left Gorgone on his right and La Pianosa on his left, and went towards the country of Paoli and Napoleon. The next morning going on deck, as he always did at an early hour, the patron found Dantes leaning against the bulwarks gazing with intense earnestness at a pile of granite rocks, which the ri
sing sun tinged with rosy light. It was the Island of Monte Cristo. The Young Amelia left it three-quarters of a league to the larboard, and kept on for Corsica.

  Dantes thought, as they passed so closely to the island whose name was so interesting to him, that he had only to leap into the sea and in half an hour be at the promised land. But then what could he do without instruments to discover his treasure, without arms to defend himself? Besides, what would the sailors say? What would the patron think? He must wait.

  Fortunately, Dantes had learned how to wait; he had waited fourteen years for his liberty, and now he was free he could wait at least six months or a year for wealth. Would he not have accepted liberty without riches if it had been offered to him? Besides, were not those riches chimerical? — offspring of the brain of the poor Abbe Faria, had they not died with him? It is true, the letter of the Cardinal Spada was singularly circumstantial, and Dantes repeated it to himself, from one end to the other, for he had not forgotten a word.

  Evening came, and Edmond saw the island tinged with the shades of twilight, and then disappear in the darkness from all eyes but his own, for he, with vision accustomed to the gloom of a prison, continued to behold it last of all, for he remained alone upon deck. The next morn broke off the coast of Aleria; all day they coasted, and in the evening saw fires lighted on land; the position of these was no doubt a signal for landing, for a ship’s lantern was hung up at the mast-head instead of the streamer, and they came to within a gunshot of the shore. Dantes noticed that the captain of The Young Amelia had, as he neared the land, mounted two small culverins, which, without making much noise, can throw a four ounce ball a thousand paces or so. But on this occasion the precaution was superfluous, and everything proceeded with the utmost smoothness and politeness. Four shallops came off with very little noise alongside the lugger, which, no doubt, in acknowledgement of the compliment, lowered her own shallop into the sea, and the five boats worked so well that by two o’clock in the morning all the cargo was out of The Young Amelia and on terra firma. The same night, such a man of regularity was the patron of The Young Amelia, the profits were divided, and each man had a hundred Tuscan livres, or about eighty francs. But the voyage was not ended. They turned the bowsprit towards Sardinia, where they intended to take in a cargo, which was to replace what had been discharged. The second operation was as successful as the first, The Young Amelia was in luck. This new cargo was destined for the coast of the Duchy of Lucca, and consisted almost entirely of Havana cigars, sherry, and Malaga wines.